on the tram. where i think.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
duaney haha! justin lim dee king rocks! he actually wrote a super long poem about me! no one ever has ever done that for me. haha.. but don't worry.. he's straight. he's just one of those few pals of mine who knows me well enough and the knows the things i've been going through. haha.. halarious stuff i tell ya.
Duaney
Have you ever met Duane?
He’s a gem.
An honest to God, true blue friend.
If ever you’re in trouble,
Or any kind of need,
Duane is there with advice u can heed.
He will always listen,
And join in with you laughing,
But at about 4, he gets cranky without his daily muffin.
The poor fellow,
Orchard road is a maze to him,
But he isn’t really that dim.
Always calm,
Never betrays his emotions,
Not even when caught with his pants down by the ocean.
His friends all tease him,
Calling him Duane-lumpy,
But only girls ever make him jumpy.
They come in the truckloads,
Dazzled by his charm,
But Duane thinks they only do him harm.
On normal days,
Duane seems like he is stuck in a rut,
But give him a guitar and he turns into a nut.
No one can tear him away from his 7 girls/guitars,
Amanda, Autumn, Faith and I forgot the rest,
He plays them sweetly, I think Autumn he likes best.
Once he broke his arm,
His friend gave him a kungfu kick,
Lucky it wasn’t his….. erm….. face
Came to school the next day,
A bright green cast he wore,
On it people wrote ‘Tranny is a whore’.
In the blue world of CJC,
People could spot him from a mile away,
Not that he would mind anyway.
Until ***** came that is,
Tormentor of this man,
Became his greatest fan.
So he changed his cast to a matching blue,
And tried to hide and never make a sound,
But sooner or later he was always found.
***** was usually too sweet,
Except when Duane was around ***,
***** found this fact to always annoy.
It was a funny situation,
Poor Duane didn’t know what to do,
And oblivious *** went ‘**** who?’
Duane’s harrowing tale,
Seemed to be the last,
Never did he figure there would be a repeat of the past.
But Duane will always remain,
A real gem,
An honest to God, true blue friend.
[names have been censored to protect the identities of people]
super funny stuff.
t
Sunday, April 17, 2005
happy weird week firstly.. i'd like to thank God for my week. for the pains (2.4km), laughters (james) and dorks (me). i seriously need to make it a habit to thank God for EVERYthing. regardless whether i can smile about it or not... and even for the dainty arthritis-free fingers that i'm typing with now. everything.
and about the weird stuffs this week.. its been rather amusing and perhaps shocking.
-there was this j1 girl on mon who just came up and cried in front of me and i just died on the spot.. and i still dont know why. (for a side-note: if you're a girl and you start crying in front of me.. you win.. i dont care what the game/bet/fight is about.. you just win).
- also.. another thing is my dad. he cracked me up a few days ago. he was like.. "duane.. its about time (again) i tell you some stuff about going after a girl..." the next thing i remembered was that i was on the floor rolling with laughter. dont get me wrong.. i dont mean that my dad is/was lousy at such stuff. after all.. he managed to capture my mom's heart.. the prom queen of her time (as proudly proclaimed). and for that.. i salute him. its just that its .. weird. "..have to be a student of your wife/gf.. and you'll know what it means to be a man.." thats all i remember. hahah... i still cant believe it.
-next is my mom. she keeps complaining that my hair would grow back the next min i come back from the barber. and just today.. she stopped me from going for a haircut. she now wants me to grow my hair longer (as if its not long enough). that is weird.
-my bro. he's starting to have this habit of styling his hair with hair cream and spray even though we'd only be going out for half an hour for dinner. i'm starting to think that its my fault.
happy stuff.
-i've finally got my gold for napfa and theres no more dreaded mass pe.
-BIG and warm thank yous to the following pple
GERALD SIM :)
JOYCE POH :) and
LYDIA (something) :)
for being so graceful in lending me their calculators (esp gerald's brand new one). they sent/brought over their extra calculators the moment i set up a 'lost calculator' fund when i found out that i lost mine. however.. the thing is.. erm.. i found mine already. and i've 4 calculators in my bag now. you guys can go ahead and hit me.. i'll still feel loved.
-felicia sent me a belated b'dae present all the way from new zealand! a (limited edition) spongebob toothbrush and nz golf tees and markers! haha... thanks! love em.
so yeah.. my weird happy week in a nutshell. not that i'm complaining.
t
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
4 reasons why my class is a recreation centre...
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chess
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bridge
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black jack
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big two
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Monday, April 04, 2005
talk about flashbacks when i was in second grade, i didn't realize i shouldn't stare at girls that i thought were beautiful.
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Friday, April 01, 2005
opportunities wow.. in the past week or so.. i was busy facilitating, playing and bonding. two weeks before.. i would have gagged on the thought of being a facil. so its amazing how God makes you learn more about the people around you and yourself. and not to mention that it all started out with an rather forcefully given opportunity. i have to admit that i was really scared of being a facil. i think its coz i was afraid of not being happening enough and not being able to jazz up the j1s. o well.. lots to say about my great j1 class, new friends, hilarious moments and so and so... but i just have to say that i'm really proud of what God is able to do to enrich the lives of pple.
and i'm seriously in love with choir now.. i joined choir for 15 mins yest and its super fun... you can do stuff like pointing to the guy next to you when you accidently go off tone or something.. haha.
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