on the tram. where i think.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

duaney

haha! justin lim dee king rocks! he actually wrote a super long poem about me! no one ever has ever done that for me. haha.. but don't worry.. he's straight. he's just one of those few pals of mine who knows me well enough and the knows the things i've been going through. haha.. halarious stuff i tell ya.

Duaney

Have you ever met Duane?
He’s a gem.
An honest to God, true blue friend.
If ever you’re in trouble,
Or any kind of need,
Duane is there with advice u can heed.
He will always listen,
And join in with you laughing,
But at about 4, he gets cranky without his daily muffin.
The poor fellow,
Orchard road is a maze to him,
But he isn’t really that dim.

Always calm,
Never betrays his emotions,
Not even when caught with his pants down by the ocean.
His friends all tease him,
Calling him Duane-lumpy,
But only girls ever make him jumpy.
They come in the truckloads,
Dazzled by his charm,
But Duane thinks they only do him harm.
On normal days,
Duane seems like he is stuck in a rut,
But give him a guitar and he turns into a nut.

No one can tear him away from his 7 girls/guitars,
Amanda, Autumn, Faith and I forgot the rest,
He plays them sweetly, I think Autumn he likes best.
Once he broke his arm,
His friend gave him a kungfu kick,
Lucky it wasn’t his….. erm….. face
Came to school the next day,
A bright green cast he wore,
On it people wrote ‘Tranny is a whore’.

In the blue world of CJC,
People could spot him from a mile away,
Not that he would mind anyway.
Until ***** came that is,
Tormentor of this man,
Became his greatest fan.
So he changed his cast to a matching blue,
And tried to hide and never make a sound,
But sooner or later he was always found.
***** was usually too sweet,
Except when Duane was around ***,
***** found this fact to always annoy.

It was a funny situation,
Poor Duane didn’t know what to do,
And oblivious *** went ‘**** who?’
Duane’s harrowing tale,
Seemed to be the last,
Never did he figure there would be a repeat of the past.
But Duane will always remain,
A real gem,
An honest to God, true blue friend.

[names have been censored to protect the identities of people]

super funny stuff.

t