on the tram. where i think.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
haha! sure did crack me up with this Use these findings for a more successful relationship, now or in the future.
*Specifications may differ from model to model.
**Your performance may vary.
Always make friends with her mother.
Everyone loves compliments - as long as you are sincere and believable.
Flowers and Chocolates are great gifts but never Diet Books.
Swimming dates can be very pressurizing on EVERYONE.
Braces can hurt. Proceed with extreme caution.
Learn to dance - but not so well that you set off "gay-dar".
Understand your place in the world. You may be on her priority list, but sometimes only after homework, her dog AND the Tangs Sale.
You are never in charge. She might pretend that you are - but don't be fooled.
Never take a girl out to watch a movie you actually want to see. Either you won't really see it, or if you do, you'll probably ignore her for 90 minutes. Either way you lose.
Make her laugh - but use humour. Tying her up and tickling is a no-no.
Have a shower before you go out. You don't want her to pass out if she snuggles up to you.
Her friends are always going to be on her side if you fight.
She wants you to order for yourself what she wants to eat.
She wants you to read her mind - but she doesn't want you to gloat when you get it right.
Girls don't snore. And even if they do, you are not supposed to have any idea.
When she talks about a bigger house, it doesn't mean she wants one.
Sometimes, all she wants is you to notice the new hair.
Never try to solve her problems. All she wants is for you to listen.
She always hopes you'll change... but most times, she'll make do until you do.
The answer to "Did you miss me?" is always, "Yes!"
No matter how pally you are with your other friends who are girls, never use nicknames like "Sexy" , "Sugar" or "Sweetheart".
The term "mood-swing" is strictly reserved for the use of the female half of the couple.
Women really are from Venus.
Never try to buy a purse. Neither for her nor yourself for that matter.
And just when you think you've cracked the combination... it changes.
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