on the tram. where i think.
Sunday, May 06, 2007
a child apparently i have offended some people with my previous entry. because i made them feel old. my sincere apologies.
so here's a list of things you might wanna do to patch things up and make yourself (feel) younger.
** warning: the following might be dangerous, piss others off or just plain stupid.**
but then i suppose thats what makes a child doesn't it?
1) When shopping with your other half at the mall, run away from him/her. Then get him/her into a finding frenzy.
2) Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today
3) Sing into your hairbrush
4) Grow a milk mustache
5) Read the comic strips and throw the rest of the papers away
6) Dunk your cookies
7) Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
8) Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you want both.
9) Step carefully over sidewalk cracks while walking home.
10) Refuse to eat crusts
11) Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
12) Ask "Why? a lot
13) Believe in fairy tales
14) Have someone read you a story
15) Eat dessert first
16) Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don't match
17) Hide your vegetables.
18) Find some pretty stones and save them
19) Walk barefoot in wet grass
20) Giggle at artistic nude statues.
21) Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner.
22) Take a running jump over a big puddle
23) Stir ice-cream flavours together
24) Do that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-stand-on-their-opposite-side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-there thing
25) Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar. Well.. Just forget about the word calories.
26) Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people
27) Say your bedtime prayers beside the bed.
28) Buy yourself a helium balloon along orchard road.
29) Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something
30) Make an invisible friend
31) Give people nicknames
32) Race and then argue about who ran the fastest.
33) Have a best friend. And a bestest friend. And a bestestest friend.
34) Stand at the fast-food counter and eeny-meeny-miney-mo the menu
35) Get a friend to do the “magical-thumb-removal”. Then act amazed.
36) Got a scrape or bruise? Get someone to kiss it away.
37) You don’t promise. Instead, you “cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die.”
38) Spin around, get dizzy and fall down. Laugh a bit maybe.
39) Lie with your fingers were crossed.
40) Consider ice cream as a basic food group.
And finally my personal favourite..
41) Lie on your back in a field and look at pictures in the clouds.
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